I just recieved my Illuminati application. I hope I get the job.



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The Illuminati - 10 hours ago - Reply
We are delighted that your life’s journey has led you to discover our organization. Maybe you have met one of our members in the flesh. Or perhaps not; we value anonymity. We see and know all just as a shepherd sees and knows all of the flock, our eyes peering over the masses to identify any threat. We are the bringers of new dawns, the guardians of the human species. We are the pyramid, the eye, the eternal. We are the Illuminati.The Illuminati is a collective of prominent figures throughout the world who have united to lead and stay at the very top of the world order. The Illuminati is open to all men from all works and classes of life. For centuries, our organization has separated individuals of outstanding political, financial, or cultural influence from the ordinary world. We've also elevated ordinary men into men of influence, wealth and fame. We have just one cause and that is the elevation of the human specie. Perhaps you have already proven yourself in these fields. For that, the Illuminati officially congratulates you. Your dedication gives hope to us for the future of humanity. Our members are presented a life of limitless wealth and opportunity. The requirements for becoming a member are unimposing. Our requests are simple and therefore may be hard to comprehend. You must understand this before applying. If you would like to continue your application or you're interested in joining the Illuminati contact us via e-mail at illuminatiumbrellaconnect@gmail.com

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