Greeting all Terrans, visiting dignitaries, passing vessels, and incognito observers! 

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The Crop Circle Cantina is on its return course after a long tour of the galactic rim. We set our course for our traditional rendezvous site in the barren beige dust,   As we began to wake from our stasis pods, klaxons alerted us that the Xpat Aliens vessel was in jeopardy. We  are dangerously low in the rarified elements that keep our missions fueled.  Our delloranium is irreplaceable and fawntonite is stretched thin. The holding tanks for the essential compounds for our mind bending concoctions are as dry as a bantha rider's tongue. The reservoir of aged lizard squeezings is depleted.

But our biggest issue is that we are dangerously over loaded and don’t have room to take on more vital supplies. Our years of travels have meant that we have collected a mighty array of widgets and wonderments from around the universe. Our cargo holds are overloaded with spoils. Even the cushions of our crash couches are uncomfortably lumpy with bits and baubles. We need to disperse all these excesses, and that is where you can help!

Thank you.

#moist

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Living in Colorado these days has some amazing benefits. Being able to fight chronic pain with the chronic is just one of many....

Kermit and Miss Piggy Have Broken Up

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy announced that they have broken up, just a month before The Muppets TV reboot premieres on ABC.

Here’s the statement that appears on both characters’ Facebook pages:

“After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. We will continue to work together on television (“The Muppets”/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter. Thank you for your understanding.”

Critics are claiming that this is the most obvious publicity stunt they have ever witnessed and the emotions of millions of children were not even considered. Jim Henson would surely not approve. 

Meh.

Bananarchy in Boulder tonight.

Wring, wring, wring - banana foam!

Raised Bed Pallet Planter

It's spring time in the Rockies and we are ready to grow. Ms. Zoid asked for a solution for a raised bed that we had to leave at the last house we lived in, so we put our heads together. I see a lot of discarded pallets in the alley near my new job and decided that it was time to reuse them. We sat down and drew up an idea for our raised bed and I scored the pallets the next morning. The idea was to have a raised bed that was easy to work around and that it would cost little to nothing to create. I didn't spend any money on our finished product as I had screws left over from our barn build...

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Raised Bed Pallet Planter

It's spring time in the Rockies and we are ready to grow. Ms. Zoid asked for a solution for a raised bed that we had to leave at the last house we lived in, so we put our heads together. I see a lot of discarded pallets in the alley near my new job and decided that it was time to reuse them. We sat down and drew up an idea for our raised bed and I scored the pallets the next morning. The idea was to have a raised bed that was easy to work around and that it would cost little to nothing to create. I didn't spend any money on our finished product as I had screws left over from our barn build.

I just recieved my Illuminati application. I hope I get the job.

Google Translate's latest update doesn't do English to english.

The Illuminati - 10 hours ago - Reply
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