I just recieved my Illuminati application. I hope I get the job.



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The Illuminati - 10 hours ago - Reply
We are delighted that your life’s journey has led you to discover our organization. Maybe you have met one of our members in the flesh. Or perhaps not; we value anonymity. We see and know all just as a shepherd sees and knows all of the flock, our eyes peering over the masses to identify any threat. We are the bringers of new dawns, the guardians of the human species. We are the pyramid, the eye, the eternal. We are the Illuminati.The Illuminati is a collective of prominent figures throughout the world who have united to lead and stay at the very top of the world order. The Illuminati is open to all men from all works and classes of life. For centuries, our organization has separated individuals of outstanding political, financial, or cultural influence from the ordinary world. We've also elevated ordinary men into men of influence, wealth and fame. We have just one cause and that is the elevation of the human specie. Perhaps you have already proven yourself in these fields. For that, the Illuminati officially congratulates you. Your dedication gives hope to us for the future of humanity. Our members are presented a life of limitless wealth and opportunity. The requirements for becoming a member are unimposing. Our requests are simple and therefore may be hard to comprehend. You must understand this before applying. If you would like to continue your application or you're interested in joining the Illuminati contact us via e-mail at illuminatiumbrellaconnect@gmail.com

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  1. The Illuminati is a group of massive successful entrepreneurs, musicians, actors, politicians and other high-ranking social place holders make up the Illuminati. We are taking over the world in the near future Imagine being able to alter your world in the areas of Love, Money, Career, Sexual Intimacy, Bad Karma,HIV cure, and Will Power! Imagine being able to bring back lost lovers, bring good luck to others, lose weight, stop smoking, get a promotion or raise, or simply come into big money.
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  3. ILLUMINATI MEMBERS ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER: A WARNING FOR CITIZENS

    In recent months, we have seen a sharp increase in activity from individuals who falsely claim to be agents of the Illuminati. They appear in droves on social media websites like Facebook and Twitter, spreading misinformation about our beliefs and often demanding money in return for Illuminati membership.

    It is important for all citizens to remember that the Illuminati does not accept membership fees or donations.

    No tithes.
    No monthly dues.
    No initiation fees.
    Anyone who claims otherwise is false.

    In an effort to connect with citizens, the Illuminati authorized official profiles on many social media websites, managed by our Department Of Citizen Outreach. This includes @ILLUMINATIAM on Twitter and Facebook.com/ILLUMINATIAM, among others. We do not maintain any profiles that are not listed at illuminatiofficial.org/verified.

    However, there are thousands of groups who use the Illuminati’s name online, and though they are not officially affiliated with our organization, it is our policy to allow their operation as many serve as stepping stones that lead the lost to the Light. It is also our policy to allow groups that voice dissent against us to continue operating – questioning and doubt are always encouraged and are helpful in keeping our organization focused on the needs of all people. We only close accounts that begin harassing our members. If an account harasses you or others, we encourage you to file an abuse report to the social media website they are using.
    https://illuminati.am/illuminati-members-facebook-twitter-verified-warning/

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  4. IS THERE AN ILLUMINATI MEMBERSHIP FEE OR MONTHLY DUES?

    The Illuminati has no need for donations of any kind and will never demand payment for membership. Anyone who solicits money for membership in the Illuminati should be reported to us.

    Costs from our partners — for example, fees involved in manufacturing the Talisman, printing the Testament, or security for attendees of Illuminios — are the sole responsibility of those who request them. The Illuminati is not a charity and does not subsidize any person’s costs to improve their lives. The production of any item bearing our name is handled solely by our partners and consultants. (Read more: The Tenet Of Value And Trade)

    For the sake of clarity, citizens are reminded that there is no harm to a person’s standing with the Illuminati if they do not study the Testament or display their loyalty in public. These decisions are solely their own. There are no costs, fees, or purchases required for loyalty to the Illuminati.

    Never pay resellers who demand high prices for anything related to our organization. Such profit-seeking is unauthorized and likely counterfeit. Membership cannot be sold, traded, or transferred under any circumstances.

    These policies are in place for the protection of our citizens. When questioning the legitimacy of anyone claiming to represent our organization, the true Illuminati can be set apart easily: money means nothing to those who print it.
    For more information, read Illuminatiam: chapter 9.

    https://illuminati.am/is-there-an-illuminati-membership-fee/

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